I just asked my baby cousin what he wanted for Christmas and he said “COAL!!!!!!” And I was like “now why on earth would you want coal?” And he just smiled and said “Because it turns into diamonds” and that is the most optimistic thing I’ve ever heard in my life
BOOBS ARE LITERALLY LUMPS WITH SMALLER LUMPS ON TOP WHAT IS SO SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE ABOUT A LUMP!!!!
What is sexually attractive about any human body part really? Penises are just tubes with lumps connected to them. Asses are also just lumps. Your face is just a collection of different types of lumps and there’s a hole on it. Everything is just a lump. I can’t get off to this. Now, a rhombus, that’s something I could fuck the shit out of.